FREE NAPKINS ✱ NO CUTLERY ✱ SAUCE IS NOT OPTIONAL ✱ WE DO NOT SELL SALAD ✱ HE IS FLIPPING THEM RIGHT NOW ✱ FREE NAPKINS ✱ NO CUTLERY ✱ SAUCE IS NOT OPTIONAL ✱ WE DO NOT SELL SALAD ✱ HE IS FLIPPING THEM RIGHT NOW ✱
FREE NAPKINS ✱ NO CUTLERY ✱ SAUCE IS NOT OPTIONAL ✱ WE DO NOT SELL SALAD ✱ HE IS FLIPPING THEM RIGHT NOW ✱ FREE NAPKINS ✱ NO CUTLERY ✱ SAUCE IS NOT OPTIONAL ✱ WE DO NOT SELL SALAD ✱ HE IS FLIPPING THEM RIGHT NOW ✱
CROWN
RIBS
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EST. LAST TUESDAY · SMOKED EVER SINCE
ONE GUY.
ONE GRILL.
ALL THE RIBS.
Fourteen hours over charcoal in a suburban back garden. He has not put the tongs down since March. You will not need a fork and you will not be offered one.
NO FORKSNO TABLECLOTHSNO EXPLANATIONS
CERTIFIED RIB GUY
SMIRK: LOAD-BEARING
TONGS: NON-NEGOTIABLE
14
HOURS, LOW AND SLOW
0
FORKS ISSUED TO DATE
4.2
NAPKINS PER CUSTOMER
1
APRON, WASHED OCCASIONALLY
THE ENTIRE MENU
It's ribs. There are three sizes of ribs. This page took nine weeks to design.
01 — STARTER RACK
THE HALF
For people who announce they're "not that hungry" and then go completely silent for eleven minutes.
£19
HE RECOMMENDS THIS ONE
02 — THE OBVIOUS CHOICE
THE FULL RACK
The single best reason to own trousers with an elastic waistband. Arrives with sauce on the outside of the box. That is intentional.
£34
03 — POOR DECISION
THE CROWN
A rack large enough to have its own postcode. Comes with a bib, a bin bag, and somewhere quiet to lie down afterwards.
£72
Sides: corn. That is the sides.
THE DONENESS DIAL
Drag it. He can see you doing it, but he won't stop you.
PIG WITH POTENTIALCROWN STATUS
CURRENT VERDICT
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"I came for the ribs. I stayed because I could not physically stand up."
DAVE M. — STILL SEATED
"My wife asked what I wanted for my birthday. I just pointed at the fence. She understood."
TOLGA K. — FOLLOWED THE SMOKE
"Four napkins. Four. I am a grown woman with a mortgage."
PRIYA R. — FIVE STARS ANYWAY
AWKWARD QUESTIONS
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